Not all policies are meant to last. But this one? It deserves a second term.
The Executive Order Edition is where irony meets authority. The bold white text, the crisp grey border, the subtle yet commanding yellow stars—it looks official, but is it? Is this a serious political movement or just a masterclass in deadpan humor?
Maybe you’re making a statement. Maybe you just like the fit. Maybe, just maybe, you’re here to restore confidence—in the economy, in leadership, in the greatness of 4 inches.
✔ Designed for plausible deniability—serious enough to wear in public, but just ridiculous enough to get away with it.
✔ Pairs perfectly with unwavering conviction, a podium stance, and a knowing smirk.
Is it a joke? A policy stance? A movement waiting to happen?
That’s the beauty of The Executive Order Edition.
Some leaders inspire change. Others just make it official.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
A Thread of Truth and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
| M |
71.1 |
55.9 |
| L |
73.7 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
66 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
71.1 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
76.2 |
| 4XL |
83.8 |
81.3 |
| 5XL |
86.4 |
86.4 |
