I Am Afraid of Women "Feigned Fear" Hoodie

Edition Name:  "Feigned Fear"
(Because let’s be real—you don’t actually fear women, do you? You just want the reaction.)

So, you want to wear 'I Am Afraid of Women,' but not enough to commit. You like the irony, the attention, the conversations it might start—but let’s be honest, you’re not about to wear pink. That would be too real. That would be a statement.

That’s okay. This is the Feigned Fear Edition—for those who like to play the part but aren’t ready to live it. The black hoodie keeps you safe, blending in with the crowd while still letting you test the waters of self-awareness. The white text pops, but not too much. Just enough for someone at a party to ask, ‘Oh, what’s your hoodie say?’ and for you to smirk and say, ‘Oh, it’s ironic.’

And that’s the best part—it’s heatpressed, meaning that just like your confidence, just like your excuses, just like the facade of irony you’re hiding behind—this text will fade. Over time, the ink will crack, and just like that, the joke disappears. And when that happens, you’ll have to ask yourself: Was it ever a joke?

And if you ever get tired of pretending? If you ever decide to actually face the fear? The pink editions are waiting for you. But we both know you won’t buy those.



• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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