Too Ugly To Be AI Generated Hoodie

Prove you’re real. Pass the test.

In a world flooded with AI-generated content, bot accounts, and perfectly curated aesthetics, this hoodie makes one thing clear—you’re not a machine. The Verification Edition is for those who embrace their imperfections, their human flaws, and the raw, undeniable proof that they are authentically, imperfectly real.

✔ Captcha-style design—because some things can’t be automated.
✔ Minimalist, ironic, and effortlessly bold—because real people don’t need to try too hard.
✔ Soft, comfortable fabric—because being human should feel good.
✔ Pairs perfectly with unfiltered opinions, slightly questionable search histories, and a smug sense of superiority over AI-generated mediocrity.

You’re too ugly to be AI-generated. Wear it with pride.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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