Make 4 Inches Big Again Campaign Cap [UNWROUGHT]

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Some thoughts are too big to ignore. Others are exactly four inches.

The Ballot Box Edition of the Make 4 Inches Big Again Campaign Cap is for those who know that some issues just weigh on your mind a little more than others. Whether you’re contemplating life’s biggest questions or just making people double-take at your hat, this cap ensures that your message stays front and center—literally.

✔ Premium embroidery—because some thoughts should be permanently stitched in.
✔ Classic campaign-style cap—for a look that says casual but deeply committed to the bit.
✔ Adjustable strap—because one size should fit all
✔ Multiple color options—so you can match your headwear to your overthinking.

Reasons You Need it
- For those who can’t stop thinking about it. And now, neither can anyone else.
- For when a simple thought turns into a full-blown political movement in your head.
- A cap that makes people wonder if you’re in on the joke, if you ARE the joke, or if it should even be a joke at all


Wearing this hat is one thing, but do you have the commitment for the full Campaign Edition Hoodie?

Final Thought: This isn’t just a cap—it’s a mental load made wearable. The perfect mix of self-awareness, satire, and seriousness. Is it a joke? Is it an admission? Or is it a serious commitment to body positivity? That's for them to figure out.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.