I Hate Myopia Hoodie

Vision is everything—except when it isn’t. The 20/200 Edition is for those who understand irony, subtlety, and the quiet pain of trying to read something just out of reach. The tiny, heatpressed "I Hate Myopia" text ensures that only the sharp-eyed (or the curious) will catch the joke.

✔ Small print, big energy – If you have to squint, maybe it’s personal.
✔ Simple, sleek, and quietly mocking those who can’t read it.
✔ Pairs well with glasses, contact lenses, and existential frustration.

Not everyone will get it. But that’s the point.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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