Huge Bulge Shirt

Color Options: Black, Military Green, Grey, Navy (Stealthy, strategic, and historically accurate.)
Print Type: Heatpressed (Deployed quickly, like an unexpected counteroffensive.)

The Art of War (and Comedy)

Confidence is key. But so is context.

At first glance, this shirt makes a bold, almost over-the-top statement. "Huge Bulge"—paired with an arrow pointing downward—demands attention, assumptions, and maybe a few raised eyebrows. But those who take a second look will see the real punchline: a historical reference to the Battle of the Bulge, one of the most pivotal engagements of World War II.

✔ Loaded with meaning—for those who appreciate layered humor and a good historical pivot.
✔ A tactical fashion move—because nothing is more powerful than misleading expectations.
✔ Lightweight and breathable—for strategic comfort in all conditions.

It’s not about size. It’s about strategy.

- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde and zo dyes level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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