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Sigmund Freud's smug, knowing gaze looms over the text beneath: "Crippling Mommy Issues." A self-aware psychoanalytic roast in hoodie form, this one’s for those who enjoy staring into the abyss of their psyche.
Meaning & Appeal:
The Freudian father figure you never asked for, immortalized on your chest. Meta-humor at its finest—because wearing your issues makes them ironic, right? A universal joke for anyone who has ever psychoanalyzed themselves into oblivion.
Perfect For:
Psychology students and those too self-aware for their own good. Anyone with a Freudian slip of a personality. Those who laugh to keep from crying.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
