Make 4 Inches Big Again Beanie [UNWROUGHT]

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Cold air has a way of making things... smaller. But don’t worry—this beanie is here to help."

The Cold Weather Compensation Edition of the Make 4 Inches Big Again Beanie is the perfect solution to two things: keeping your head warm and keeping the joke alive. Whether you’re facing freezing temperatures or just battling the existential dread of winter, this hat ensures you stay covered—physically, mentally, and metaphorically.

✔ Premium embroidery—stitched in permanently, like your seasonal denial.
✔ Thick knit warmth—because some things need insulation.
✔ One size fits all—but, if we’re honest, one size rarely fits all.
✔ Black or dark colors—just like your sense of humor (and maybe your outlook).

"Some things shrink in the cold. This keeps at least one thing protected."

- For those facing the harsh reality of winter—emotionally and physically.
- Keeps at least one of your heads warm
- If the issue is always weighing on your mind, at least keep your head warm

Cold outside? Maybe it’s time to complete the set with the campaign cap for warmer days

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.