Cosmically Cursed Hoodie

Written in the Stars, Sealed in Suffering

Some people are born lucky. Others are born with grand crosses, malefic placements, and an astrological chart that looks like a celestial crime scene. If you’ve ever looked at your natal chart and thought, “Ah. That explains everything,”—this hoodie was made for you.

✔ An actual astrological natal chart, intricately printed for the esoterically doomed.
✔ The phrase "Cosmically Cursed"—because why sugarcoat it?
✔ Dark tones to match the weight of your astrological fate.
✔ Pairs perfectly with existential dread, fatalistic humor, and a knowing sigh.

Your destiny was written in the stars. And unfortunately, it’s not looking great.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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