Brighter Than My Future "Glimmer of Hope" Hoodie [UNWROUGHT]

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The future might be bleak, but that doesn’t mean your hoodie has to be.

The Glimmer of Hope Edition of the Brighter Than My Future Hoodie is for those who embrace the dark humor of self-awareness but still hold onto a sliver of optimism. Maybe the world is falling apart. Maybe your personal life is in shambles. But hey—at least this hoodie looks good.

✔ Heat-pressed lettering—because the weight of existence should be durable.
✔ Comfortable fit—for when life’s too much and you just want to disappear into your hoodie.
✔ Aesthetic duality—both a self-own and a style statement.
✔ Optimistic(?) Branding—because brighter than my future doesn’t necessarily mean dim.

"Wear it ironically, wear it seriously—either way, it’s warmer than your job prospects."

For those who:
Acknowledge the abyss but still light a candle.
A statement piece: Is it existential despair or just good design? That’s for them to figure out.
Relatability: A wearable representation of your 3 AM thoughts.


Final Thought: A hoodie for those who laugh through the existential dread but still hold onto something—a dream, a goal, or maybe just the thought that at least they look good in black.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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