Brighter Than My Future Beanie [UNWROUGHT]

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The Ultimate Headwear for the Hopelessly Aware

"The future is uncertain. But this beanie? This beanie is certain—it’s as dark as your outlook."

You were looking for a subtle way to show off your nihilism. You wanted something that says it all—without saying anything at all. And that’s exactly what this beanie does.

✔ The text is there—but barely. Just like your chances at making it anywhere.
✔ Embossed in shadow. Perfect for those who like their despair minimalist.
✔ Keeps your head warm—because your future won’t.

Because sometimes, the darkness speaks louder than the words ever could.

If you can barely read it, that’s the point.

✔ The embroidery is subtle, making the joke even funnier for those who notice.
✔ A true "if you know, you know" piece—because why scream it when you can whisper it?
✔ Understated, like your enthusiasm for tomorrow.
✔ Pairs well with existential crises, silent screaming, cold weather, and black hoodies.

Edition Name: Subtle Despair Edition
(Because some things are better left unsaid—or barely visible.)

- Embroidery: Black-on-Black (Just Like Your Prospects)
- Material: Knit Beanie – Keeps Your Head Warm, If Not Your Hopes
- Fit: Snug, Comfortable, and Appropriately Melancholic

Final Thought:
The universe may be cold, but at least your head will be warm.



• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.