Brighter Than My Future "Abyssal Doom" Hoodie [UNWROUGHT]

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A black hoodie with black embroidered text reading "Brighter Than My Future"—a minimalist masterpiece of despair, blending existential humor with sleek, stealthy design. The tone-on-tone embroidery makes the message almost invisible at first glance, requiring just the right lighting (or existential crisis) to fully appreciate.

Meaning & Appeal:

Subtle yet devastating—a joke so dry it absorbs all hope like a black hole.
Only visible under the right conditions—just like your future, apparently.
High fashion meets nihilism, making it the perfect wearable existential crisis.

Perfect For:

Fans of dark humor with an even darker wardrobe.
Those whose future is as bright as their wardrobe choices.
Anyone who loves depression-chic but still wants to look stylish.

Why You Need It:
Because nothing says "I have no prospects but I have taste" quite like a hoodie that requires direct sunlight to be read.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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