5'6" in Height, 6'5" in Suffering Hoodie

A Heightened Sense of Suffering

Not all measurements are created equal. The Compression Edition acknowledges the undeniable truth—physical stature may be fixed, but the weight of suffering knows no bounds. This heatpressed hoodie ensures your plight is very visible, much like your tolerance for jokes about your height.

✔ A bold declaration in small print – Fitting.
✔ Dark, muted color options – For the brooding intellectual, the ironic realist, and those who just need a hug.
✔ Pairs well with platform shoes, coping mechanisms, and a sense of humor.

You may not be tall, but your suffering casts a long shadow.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), A Thread of Truth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 Swann Drive, Winnipeg, Canada or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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